Dear Aunt Flo
F*CK YOU!
You keep coming around uninvited. You keep showing up whenever you damn well please and I’m not impressed. A little heads up would be nice. I really hate it when you show up on my doorstep and want to stay around for a week.
Whenever you come over I’m so irritated and annoyed. You give me such a horrible headache and make me feel light headed. You’re not welcome here. Never. Ever. If you never come back again I’d be so exhilarated.
Stay the f*ck away. I hate you! I hate you with a passion. Go to hell!
Sincerely,
Joanne