The journey between here and there

July 24, 2005

Dear Maytag Man,

You SUCK! Get your old lazy ass over to my house and fix my frickn’ dishwasher! I’ve had to take it apart 2 times already and I’ve only owned it for 3 years now. It keeps clogging up.

Either you slap the salesman silly or extend your face and c’mere. My hand is ready. The sales man told me that this dishwasher has a garborator and I didn’t need to rinse my dishes. So did Cascade dish detergent. I’m not sure who is the bigger liar. You or them.

Of course I rinse off the big stuff chunks, but little stuff like ketchup or rice particles I don’t. My dishwasher is getting clogged. I have to unscrew the base down to the pump and rinse it out. The first time I did it took 2 days to figure out how to get the thing back together again.

What’s the point of owning a dishwasher if you have to rinse them so clean and waste so much water that I may as well wash them by hand?

I’ve got 4 kids that eat a lot of food. I can’t be without my dishwasher. I use it 2 or 3 times a day. Either put out and build a machine that works or I’m going to go buy myself a Bosch. I’m ready to toss this thing off my deck.

I think my rinse aid on my dishwasher is broken as well. My glasses keep getting foggy and yes I do use rinse aid. And yes, I did turn the knob to “more”. Thankfully vinegar works great for shiny glasses.

Stupid Maytag. Stupid Commercials. STUPID me for listening and believing what they say.

I hope you and that new Maytag man start doing something constructive instead of sitting around thinking you don’t have work cuz your machines are fabulous. Start moving big guy and get over here!

I hate Maytag and the smug Maytag man.

Sincerely,
Joanne

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