Just Stop it!!!
WTF?!?
Why oh why do people call me at the crack of dawn? Don’t they realize that it’s summer vacation and I like to sleep in? GAH! For the love of Pete and everything Holy!
DO NOT! I repeat DO NOT CALL BEFORE 10AM! 10am is my rising time. Not 8:00, 9:15, 9:30, 9:45 or 9:50… 10 AM!!! So F*ck off and don’t call me a million times trying to wake me up! It makes me pissy and cranky! ESPECIALLY when I hear:
“Hey! What are you doing? Huh? No nothing important, just calling to chat.”
WHAT THE F*CK!?! You mean there was NO emergency? We are not being invaded by the Germans? A tornado isn’t heading towards my house? Aliens haven’t landed? It’s not the 2nd coming? THEN DON’T CALL ME!
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Holy Crack Pot Babies and Snuffalupagus Snouts! People Leave Me The Hell Alone! If it’s so damn important leave a message. That’s what the answering machine is for! Learn it! Use it!