My 4 year old is smart..
… unfortunately, he’s got the criminal manipulative smarts.
Overheard:
Joshua’s best friend Victoria is over for a play date. Her feelings about him here.
Josh: Victoria, if you don’t let me play Rescue Heroes on the computer, I’m not going to marry you when we grow up!
Victoria: *sigh* OK, fine Joshy, you can play Rescue Hero’s instead of babies. Will you still marry me?
Josh: Yes, now let me play. Come and watch.
OR:
Josh: But Victoria, I want to play Spiderman and you have to play Spidergirl because you love me remember?
Victoria: Yes, I do love you Joshy and one day we are going to get married…
Josh: Sure. OK, pretend that Brandon is the bank robber and….
Each time I hear him say things like that to her, I do sit him down and try to talk to him about it but I don’t think it’s sinking in.
His poor future wife. I’d like to take this time to apologize to his wife…
“Yeah, sorry. Sucks to be you. Good luck with him. He’s yours now… hahahaha suckerrrrrrrrrrr!!”
Just kidding… only 1/2.