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August 21, 2005

My answering message…

Filed under: August 2005, Answering machine messages

I like to change my answering machine message about once every 2 weeks. It gives me, callers something to look forward to.

This is my new one:

(Narrator’s voice. Think Masterpiece Theatre with dramatic pauses and voice fluctuations.)

There Ryan sits, reading a magazine. Suddenly the telephone rings! The bathroom explodes into a furry of toilet paper, with Ryan in the middle of it, his arms windmilling at incredible speeds! Will be make it in time? Alas no, his valiant effort is in vain. The bell hath sounded. Thou must leave a message.

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  1. OMG WOMAN - This is Brilliant! Holy shit!! hahahahahahahahahahahhhahahahahahahhahahahahahaha OMG I have to go read the other ones!!! OMG I LOVE IT

    Comment by Cyli — October 8, 2005 @ 2:02 pm

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