The Masseuse…
What the hell???
What kind of massage place books appointments at 8:15pm and then finishes at 10:40pm????
One that offers “specials” on the side me thinks!!! Ryan has a sore neck, so he books a massage appointment at 8:15pm at Body Kneads. His appointment is for an hour. He finally graces me with his presence at 10:45?
“What took you so long?” I ask.
“Huh? oh ya, she went over time with me,” he replies fiddling with his phone, not looking me in the eye.
“So what, you got the massage, plus the extra services on the side?”
He laughs then turns and goes upstairs to do some grocery shopping for me.
“Well, I hope you learned some new tricks and didn’t pick anything up while you were there!” I chide.
THIS MORNING:
“Wow, she did a great job!,” Ryan says.
“I’m sure she did!,” I say sarcastically.
He throws me a dirty look.
“How do you know she gave you a good massage?” I ask.
“My back is really sore.”
“It must have been quite the position then!” I retort grinning at him.
He ignores me and says, “She thinks you need to go in to see her too.”
“Really?!? Wow, so she’s bi-sexual then? hmm… well, tell her thanks, but no thanks. I don’t swing that way. Besides, I’ve told you before that I only like warm bananas.”
Are you insinuating that your husband got a “happy ending?” If so, I’d like to know how the masseuse managed to work it into a neck massage…
Comment by Booray — August 25, 2005 @ 12:41 pm
I’d like to know too! He swears nothing happened, so now I’m just having fun playing with him.
Comment by blackberriesgirl — August 25, 2005 @ 3:17 pm