Dear Cleaning Fairy…
Re: I need help quickly!
The contents of my office are quite atrocious! It’s spilling out into the hall. It’s worse than my bedroom was as a teenager. I can barely open the door and I step on stuff as I try to make my way to the desk.
I’m sure raccoons, dragons and pigs are in here somewhere enjoying and rejoicing in the horrific mess!
Every morning I open the door and peek in to see if by some miracle it’s clean. Each day I’m disappointed….it’s still a sty. I keep waiting for you to magically appear, wave your magic wand and everything is all Ikea organized so I can find my stuff.
But every morning I am crestfallen. Please try to make it over to my house soon.
The room is irritating the hell out of me and soon I may be forced to clean it up myself… and that would be just barbaric. I would hate to put you out of work.
I keep trying to wave my finger at the mess and say the magical words, “Bippity Boppity Boo!” but to no avail. I have even tried, “Abracadabra!, Alakazam!”, “Ala Peanut Butter Sandwiches!” Unfortunately those don’t work either.
Please help, I am having lots of trouble locating items and I fear they have gotten lost in the abyss that is my office.
Sincerely,
Joanne