Ways to maintain a healthy level of insanity…
This was sent to me via email. I enjoy these and plan on trying these out for fun. Especially #4!
1. At lunch, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hairdryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
3. When trying on clothes in a dressing room, yell out, “There’s no toilet paper in here!”
4. In the memo field of all your checks, write: “For Sexual Favors.”
5. Finish all your sentences with “in accordance with the prophecy.”
6. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
7. Specify that your drive-thru order is “To Go.”
8. Sing along at the Opera.
9. When money comes out of the ATM, scream: “I won! I won!”
10. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, “Run for your lives! They’re loose!”