Birthday wishes…
“What do you want for your birthday?” I ask Ryan.
He quickly responds, “Shoes, sunglasses and a blow job… but not necessarily in that order. You could give me a blow job while I wear the shoes and sunglasses OR you could give me a blow job in the truck on our way to buy the shoes and sunglasses. I don’t really care which way it goes, just as long as I get a blow job, shoes and sunglasses.”
“Maybe we can find a store that you can get all three? If you buy the shoes and sunglasses maybe the cashier will give you a blow job as a bonus for spending lots of money!” I retort. “Now there would be a very popular store amongst the male population!”
“…OR they could direct us to the change rooms and YOU can give me one in there!” he grins happily.
“Highly unlikely.”
He’s such a persistent rascal.