Can I get a refund?
I think when I was shown a selection of guys to choose from to meet and eventually marry, it went a little something like this:
Behind Door #1 we have a man who’s charming, romantic, will always make you laugh, kind, he has a university degree, a great job that pays gobs and will be a devoted father, geeky looking.
Behind Door #2: we have a man who has an good paying job, university degree, good father, likes a lot of sports, average looking..
Behind Door #3: we have a man who’s intellect is just above the cave man. He has no education, he can reproduce, he can eat and take a dump. He is nice at first but will turn into an asshole as he reaches middle age. He is very, very good looking.
oo oo oo oo oo oooo! I want that one! I want what’s behind door number 3 cuz he’s hot!
Well, now I’m wondering… Can I get a refund? or even an exchange? Maybe store credit? Something, anything cuz this man is starting to turn sour with age. His personality, attitude and intellect is not impressing me and now I don’t care if he’s hot.