Ink Pink I Stink…
Dear Body,
What the freak is wrong with you today? What did I eat that you are making me pay dearly by making me almost pass out every time I let one rip?
I think a rat crawled into my ass and died. Holy! I can’t even stand the smell of my own farts! I have no idea what the hell I ate, but I better figure it out so I don’t ever eat it again.
You know you’ve got bad farts when your eyes water and you can’t breath. It’s toxic. I’m running around the house away from my own farts spraying Febreeze behind me. Nasty. I need to stop farting! I hate farting. Damn body!
Please stop farting cuz it’s making me ill.
Thank you,
Joanne