The latest message…
Now this message gets a mixed reaction, some laugh, some think it’s rude and some have to call back 3 times before they figure out that there is no Crisis Hotline and it’s just my answering machine. I like it, I’d say it’s one of my favorites. The first 3 lines are said in a calming, demure, sweet voice. The last line is said in an angry, bitchy almost yelling voice.
“Thank you for calling the International PMS Crisis Hotline.
All our councillors are occupied at the moment. We want to help.
So please leave your name and number after the beep….
OR WE’LL RIP YOUR HEAD OFF AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR”
*BEEP*