Things my kids are learning from the cat:
1. If you poke it with a broom to coax it from under the car, the cat will poop on the broom when you’re not looking.
2. If you lock the cat in your bedroom in attempts to prevent it’s escape the cat will poop on your bed and on the floor by your bed.
3. Joshua (4 yrs. old): “Hey mom, did you know that when you throw a cat it lands on it’s feet?”
5 min later.
4. Joshua: “Hey dad, did you know that when you throw a cat it will scratch you?”