Ewwwwwwwww…
I go into the bathroom and just sit my lil’ ass on the toilet when Ryan barges into our en-suite…
“Hey, lift up an ass cheek I really gotta go,” he says.
I give him the look of death.
1. I HATE when anyone barges in on me… seeing that it was 12:30 in the morning I figured I didn’t have to contend with the kids let alone contend with him so I didn’t lock the door.
2. I HATE when he pees while I am in the bathroom with him. It’s just gross.
3. ‘Lift up an ass cheek?!?’ Right… like I want to get sprayed …. I’m not a freakn’ fire hydrant!
“Go to the kids bathroom,” I growl.
“What?!? Awww, come on!”
“We’ve got 2 other bathrooms in this house besides this one. Pick another one!” I snap.
“What’s the big deal?” He grins mischievously as he heads out of the bathroom, ducking his head just as the Kleenex box whizzes by his head.
*sigh* Sometimes I wonder about him.