Xmas message…
This is on my answering machine right now:
“Hohoho! Merry Christmas! Thank you for calling Santa’s workshop. Santa can’t come to the phone right now, he is busy dealing with Mrs. Claus. The elves are out back barbecuing Blitzen and the other reindeer are playing games. After the tone, please leave your Christmas list and tell us if you’ve been naughty or nice this year! We’ll get back to you soon!”