Oh the things you say #4
Laura: Mom are you chewing gum?
Me: Yep
Laura: (very alarmed and concerned) What if you swallow it?
Me: So?
Laura: Well won’t the baby choke on your gum?!?
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Joshua: I’m looking for my pusuns… have you seen it?
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The kids were watching Alice in Wonderland with Ryan. The Queen of Hearts came on screaming, “Off with her head!”
Laura turns to Ryan and says, “The Queen of Hearts reminds me of mom. She sounds exactly like mom.
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We’re driving in Calgary and we see a sign that says, “Disneyland package: Adults $700, kids $70 includes air, hotel, transfers.
“Wow! That’s a great deal, we should go!” Ryan says totally surprising me.
“Really?!?” is all I can sputter, I’m so shocked.
“Yeah, we can go at the end of June when the kids are out of school. It will be lots of fun!”
“But I can’t fly in June, cuz I’m due in the middle of July remember?” I remind him.
“Oh right….” *sigh* he looks at me all annoyed, ” Well, way to go!” he retorts.
What an ass. I swear.
High-larious! ok, poll… what is the best way to make money out of thin air, short of prostitution or drugs?
Comment by superkain — February 26, 2006 @ 2:28 am