The journey between here and there

My kind of park job.

That is why Ryan hates driving with me…

I guess it doesn’t help that I say,

“Ok, you look that way and I’ll look this way. I don’t feel like looking on that side today.”

or

“Ok, look on your side and tell me if I’m going to hit anything.”

or

“Hold on to your gertle myrtle we’re headn’ for the ruhbarb!”

or

“What do you mean stay in the middle of the dotted lines? I like to give each side of the road equal driving time. It helps the roads from developing wheel rut thingys.”

I’m starting to pick up on being passive aggressive and beginning to enjoy the wonderfulness of that kind of attitude. Whenever I am annoyed or mad at Ryan I drive and refuse to get out of the drivers seat, even when he physically tries to remove me. He ends up geting a headache and gets so upset and tense while I drive. It makes me laugh. Ah, good times, good times.

Who does this?

Yes, I have a weird and sick sense of humor, but come on… it’s funny.

I think they should have released these commercials too!

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Click on the link:

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Laura and Josh were looking at a brown stain in the carpet.

Laura: What do you think that is?

Josh: I think it’s chocolate.

Laura: I don’t know. It might be poo. Why don’t you smell it and find out?

Josh: Why do I always have to be the one that smells it?

Ryan: did you wash your hands with soap?

Brandon: Yep, I used the stinky soap in the bathroom.

The boys are not fond of the new soap I got from Bath and Body Works.

Ryan and I are at the dinner table talking about money.

Josh pipes up: You know if you want to make some money you can just sell Brandon in a garage sale.

Ryan: Really? How much do you think we can get for him?

Josh: Oh, about twenty five hundred cents.

Ryan: Do you really want to sell your brother?

Josh: pauses and thinks for a moment: Well, I guess not. I was just joking.

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September 2005:

Josh: Mommy, if you’re mad at daddy you need to count to 10.

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Joshua talking about my miscarriage.

Josh: When mommy was bleeding from her private parts it was all green. The baby came out and waved bye - bye and it died.

I have no idea where he got the color green from! Interesting perspective coming from a child.

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Josh saw a few girls in their teens talking, goofing around and screaming as they walked past our house.

Josh looks at me and says, “Mom, all the girls in this town are crazy!”

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October 2005

Laura was getting impatient and was waiting for me to help her review her spelling words.

Laura: *sigh* annoyed tone : ok, lets get this over with

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July 2006

Laura: did mom have a boy or a girl?

Grandpa Lee: she had a boy!

Laura: *groans and rolls her eyes* Oh no! Not another one!