Oh the things you say #5
Ryan and I are at the dinner table talking about money.
Josh pipes up: You know if you want to make some money you can just sell Brandon in a garage sale.
Ryan: Really? How much do you think we can get for him?
Josh: Oh, about twenty five hundred cents.
Ryan: Do you really want to sell your brother?
Josh: pauses and thinks for a moment: Well, I guess not. I was just joking.
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September 2005:
Josh: Mommy, if you’re mad at daddy you need to count to 10.
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Joshua talking about my miscarriage.
Josh: When mommy was bleeding from her private parts it was all green. The baby came out and waved bye - bye and it died.
I have no idea where he got the color green from! Interesting perspective coming from a child.
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Josh saw a few girls in their teens talking, goofing around and screaming as they walked past our house.
Josh looks at me and says, “Mom, all the girls in this town are crazy!”
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October 2005
Laura was getting impatient and was waiting for me to help her review her spelling words.
Laura: *sigh* annoyed tone : ok, lets get this over with
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July 2006
Laura: did mom have a boy or a girl?
Grandpa Lee: she had a boy!
Laura: *groans and rolls her eyes* Oh no! Not another one!