Dear stupid woman driver,
STICK TO ONE LANE! Don’t hog both lanes. Pick a lane and drive in it. If you don’t know where the heck you’re going, and can’t decide between the right lane or the left lane, then pull over into a parking lot and stop. I don’t need to see smoke come out of your ears as you try to figure out where you want to go! GAH!
SPEED UP WHEN YOU WANT TO GET INTO ANOTHER LANE AND MERGE IN. Don’t stop in the middle of the road, turn on your signal light and wait until there is no traffic in the left lane before you go. ARG!
Sincerely,
me (a kickass driver, eventhough Ryan’s grandma refuses to driver with me and Ryan refuses to let me drive while he is in the vehicle. Whatever. “If you’re not first, you’re last.” Bonus points if you know where that quote came from.)
I swear! Saturday brings out all the stupid drivers. Why are the majority of idiot drivers female? I dunno. I just dunno.