Yep, so I was just surfing on the web when I stumbled upon this site:
www.numerologist.com
so on a whim I thought what the heck, I’ll try it… This is what the person sent back. I found it quite interesting and a lot of it is quite true. Freaky! To which I think to myself…. Can I get a new number? So I’m going to go through this and my thoughts will be in italics and in (…) those thingys…
” Hi there Joanne, (hi Mr. Numbers guy)
Thank you for visiting my website at Numerologist.com, and for requesting this sample mini-reading and ongoing numerology tutorial. (I did it cuz it was free… don’t get too excited.)
Over the coming weeks, I’ll be giving you a wealth of information about numerology all completely free of charge! (Yipee!! More FREE stuff! You’re speaking my language! Love the free stuff!) I look forward to taking the journey with you - numerology is a true passion of mine, and it is my hope that you find numerology to be just as fascinating as I do. (Actually I do.)
Let’s jump right in by starting to analyze your numerology chart …
Your life path says a lot about you, so please read the following very carefully …
Joanne, your Life Path of 9 …
You are a deeply spiritual individual who often displays a deep interest in religion or the occult at a very early age. (LOL… the occult! Dang… where’s my Ouija board?!?) In fact many nines grow up to be psychics, healers, priests and nuns. (LMAO! Ya… I would look good in that black dress those nuns wear.) You probably feel responsible for keeping up the morality or spirit of mankind in some way, or even responsible for their very souls. This is why many nines also end up working for the law as policemen or judges or in some aspect of spiritual or psychological counseling. (I always wanted to be a police woman… I’m jealous of Stickem’ up Rausch, but then I figured I can drive like a policeman on crack in my own car so I opted out of the force…although the idea of packing a gun does seem like fun!)
The emphasis of your life path is on finding ways to communicate the divinity of man in a practical context. As many nines are also very artistic, this connection with the higher powers might also be expressed through a talent such as writing, music or painting. (I like those things… maybe I should sign up for the next Canadian Idol.)
At some point in your life you have probably sworn to yourself to make this world a better place. (USED to is the important word… Now I’m jaded and I’ve come to realize the world is going to hell, nothing I can do about it.) You are extremely compassionate and feel above the matters that you feel causes factions of society to be divided. You are very aware of feeling as insignificant as a grain of sand in the Universe and believe that materialism, prejudice and lust just don’t matter in the long run. (That is very true. Don’t others think the same? Obviously not…)
You have a charismatic and very open personality that attracts you a lot of friends. You are very social, sometimes at the expense of your other responsibilities. Sometimes a number nine might take too much time out during the day “to smell the flowers” (LOL… Yes, this is true. Damn computer.) and incur the resentment of those that are left to pick up the slack. (poor Ryan)
Your attitude towards life in general is very selfless and you usually have a good connection with God or a higher power. (Guess I’d better hop back on that horse.) However often the number 9 faces a unique challenge at some point in his or her life that seems to be a test of faith. Usually this incident takes the form of a devastating personal loss, disease or some sort of tragedy. This triggers a period of time that lasts a few years that is often called the “dark night of the soul.” It is usually during this period of your life that you find the extreme courage and strength to become what is called a wounded healer. (I like that phrase, “dark night of the soul” , but still all I have to say is “Great! More CRAP that I get to look forward to! Not impressed! Isn’t this suppose to tell me some lottery numbers to play or something?!?)
Your life may seem too tough to handle at times which makes you vulnerable to finding substitutes for the family unit. As you are naturally very lonely and insecure, you are particularly vulnerable to joining a cult or becoming fanatical in the religious sense. (LOL!!!! Thank goodness for ‘dem Mormons!)
If you are a number nine you may find your life seems more difficult than others. (That is so not fair!) This is because it is common human nature to take advantage of your compassion, empathy and generosity. It may seem unfair to you that others do not appreciate the spiritual gifts that you have to offer, especially when you demand so little materially from the world. (Really? Cuz last night I told Ryan I wanted a 2400 sq. ft. bungalow with a walkout on 5 acres with a horse, dog and cat. That should cost him around 2 mil roughly with our real estate market as it is.) This is part of the problematic path of the number 9 who is often fated to learn that the path of true compassionate does not necessarily result in spiritual rewards for the healer either. (Dang! Lessons I’m not keen on learning!)
Although you may feel quite clear about your divine purpose and goals in life, others may perceive you as weird or spacey. (Actually people call me ‘crazy’ Same thing I guess...) This is why it is often difficult for a number 9 to keep a job for long. (This is so TRUE!!! I always job jump after a year. I get bored.) Relationships might also be very difficult for a 9 to sustain, as this particular path is a rather lonely one. Part of the 9’s spiritual development is usually being presented with situations that force them to let go of emotional situations and connections that might interfere with the higher purpose that the cosmos has in store for them. (Well it would be nice to know who Cosmo is and what the freak it wants me to do!!! Send me an email!)
Your Expression - which describes your potential natural talents and abilities - works out to be a 11.
What a ‘11′ Expression Means About You
Joanne, your Expression of 11 …
Your Potential Natural Talents and Abilities
You are a master number, which means that you are more concerned with ideals and ethics, rather than practical or materialistic issues. Your preoccupation with the divine can sometimes make you appear a bit bizarre or spacey to others. (once again, the word is “CRAZY” that people use.) However as you are usually recognized as a genius from a very young age, (HA!! I knew I was smat! and yes I spelled that wrong on purpose!) your personal quirks are often forgiven. (Cuz if they weren’t I’d just talk them to death.)
Your exceptional intelligence and ability to spend hours by yourself was probably noticed when you were a young child. (Well that is true. I do like to be alone at times.) As an adult your probably still spend a great deal of time alone in the world of your incredible imagination. (Can I just say that my imaginations are kick a**!!! Right now I’m saving the world with Jack.) Your verbal and written skills are excellent and you have a keen analytical mind. Your brilliance often allows you to achieve scholastic excellence. (Well that’s true too! I got the “Most outstanding Student award for high school. Yep, I’m a geek.)You have many of the aspects of the other numbers and could be a great teacher, inventor, scientist or artist. (I was actually going to be a teacher if it wasn’t for my STUPID guidance counsellor! Who said I should do something else!) However many of you choose a more off beat path in life as it is learning about the odd or the exceptional that excites you the most. (Yep, that’s true too. Cuz who wants to learn about normal things?!?)
Perhaps the greatest achievement for your number is in the mastery of some kind of spiritual practice occult science. (Do I have to go to school for that?!? Only if I get to learn how to ride a broom or something…) You are incredibly intuitive and many of you practice some form of divination. You may experience mysterious connections to others as well as prophetic dreams. (You know what’s funny? This is actually true. But I’m not sharing details.) As you are so intelligent (HA. I highlighted that word myself… just can’t get enough of that.), sometimes your curiosity leads you down taboo or forbidden paths. As you were so smart as a child you may have been left out of normal social groups. (LOL… I still can’t get over that I’m so freakn’ smart. ) This makes you more vulnerable than other numbers to joining a cult or being influenced by a religious leader. (Thank bejezebus that I joined those Mormons! or else I’d be in real trouble!)
Sometimes you are also a very defensive person as you bitterly resent those who don’t understand you or can’t keep up with you. (Patience is a virtue I’m developing.) Being left out of things can become a chronic pattern for you if you are not careful.(Story of my life.) Some elevens feel so powerless in social situations that they are tempted to use metaphysical (I need to look this word up… not that smart now am I! I hope it means some sort of Telekenisis or something like that! That would be fun!) means to gain power over others.
Given all of your talents, it is paramount that you use your powers for good. (Resist the dark side!) Your keen perception of others and analytical abilities often give you a natural edge over others when it comes to professional relationships. (Yep, I am observant. I like to people watch and find their weakness. It’s a game I play with myself.) However in personal relationships, elevens often appear emotionally detached to loved ones who feel manipulated by them. (once again… poor Ryan.)
Many elevens are so eccentric that they can’t hold down a job. (This is very true! Longest I’ve held a steady everyday job was a year. Kid you not. My resume has lots of joby jobs on it.) In most of these cases however they seem to find someone to take care of them so they can pursue their mental and creative interests. (LOL!!! I told this to Ryan and he just groaned…. LOL… so funny… ok.. it’s a had to be there moment. Carry on… but that is true tho…)
You have the potential to thrive in the business world but you probably prefer a more unconventional lifestyle that gives you the room to explore your various interests. Travel and history are two subjects that greatly interest you and you feel spiritually recharged when visiting a holy or mystical place in the world. (Well, I do like to travel… doesn’t everyone!?!)
As you are so brilliant (LOL…. this makes me giggle! Brilliant!… haha…) you can also appear as a bit too eccentric to others. (Crazy, people say.) This may express itself in your manner of dress or where you live. (nope, it expresses itself in the way I act and talk) As you think in the long term the future of humanity is always on your mind so you are thrifty with your resources and probably active in some kind of charity or ecological organization. (Guess I’d better stop that leaky hose in the yard and stop taking 1/2 hr. showers.)
You are capable of being a good parent but as you see relationships as a process, as opposed to a goal, you may opt to have several “soul mates” during your life. It is often an eleven who is the parent of several children by different spouses. (Yeah, Tom pay up on child support Damn it!) However you are a good provider and excel at managing an extended family. (LMAO~~~ Well, thank goodness I just have several children with one spouse!)
Now, Let’s Examine Your Soul Urge
(also known as your “Heart’s Desire”)
We have already done all the mathematics necessary to work out this number. It is simply the total of the top row (the vowels) of your full birth name.
In your case Joanne, this totals 6.
Joanne, your Soul Urge of 6 …
What You Desire To Be, To Have, and To Do In Your Life
Your soul urge is to nurture and take care of others. You love people and believe the greatest expression of your inner divinity is through teaching and guidance. (sure) Many of you are very maternal or paternal at an early age and are often regulated, by default to the role of advisor or therapist in your social life. (I actually hate it when people tell me their problems cuz I feel helpless when I can’t help or solve their issue or I feel frustrated when they don’t take my advice and still keep whining to me about their problem.)
Unfortunately your willingness to take on other people’s burdens threatens your romantic relationships. This is because you are often perceived as a friend or a helper rather than as an object of desire. The result is that many sixes end up with broken hearts simply because others simply could not recognize their empathy as being an expression of love and desire. (So noted…therefore, I am less empathetic towards others now.)
Part of your challenge in life is to learn how to make yourself more sexually attractive to others. (Well, I think if I went on that show, “The Swan” or “The Extreme Makeover” it would be a start.) Often this means learning the brutal rules of the game of love, which in courtship often mean practicing a certain kinds of power plays and being mysterious. (Huh?!? Damn it! I missed out on this one too!!! My friend, Nat should write a book on this, she’s really good at it!) The mistake that you often make is letting yourself be too available to the person you are trying to attract. As the object of desire realizes that you are willing to be there for them no matter what, they take it for granted that you will settle for less. It is often a six who will spend a year comforting someone they are attracted to in the hopes the person will recognize their good heart, only to be dismayed when they are thanked for all their kind support and the person moves onto a romance with someone else.
Your candidness and forthright manner is also a drawback romantically as others are turned off by your dogmatic approach. (Dogwha??? Gotta look that one up too…. hmmm… still doesn’t make sense. See… that intelligence thingy.. not so accurate now is it!) As you tend to discuss everything about yourself with a member of the opposite sex, there is little mysterious or sexy about you. (Ya, well, I didn’t tell them of the time I killed the… oops… there I go again. Damn it!) Spilling your guts does not help you professionally either, as it encourages others to steal your ideals. (Ideals? What ideals? I have ideals?) Part of your inner struggle might be fighting your urge to connect so intimately with every single person you meet. (Ya, I don’t do this anymore. I’m jaded.) One way to combat this is to make an effort to be a little more stand offish and play your cards close to your chest, especially when it comes to romance. (Yep, I figure it’s good to be a B*tch every now and again.)
As you are a very sensitive and compassionate person you tend to take things very personally. When others let you down you have a tendency to retreat from society and nurse your wounds. Often when a six decides to play the victim in a relationship he or she is met with very little sympathy or help. This is ironic as sixes are so eager to help others and comfort them when they are down and out. The cosmos presents you with this type of situation so that you are forced to heal yourself with the same type of focus and devotion that you use to heal others. (Well, ya know, that is unfortunately true. Sucks to be me.)
If you feel yourself succumbing to a tendency to isolate yourself or find yourself succumbing to addiction or depression your best course of action is to forget about yourself entirely and go out and make an effort to help someone less fortunate than you. This teaches you to be helpful to people you are not attracted to as sixes have a way of only making themselves useful to individuals that they find attractive or desire. (Very interesting… I should try it.)
The very highest calling of your soul urge number is to renounce sex (ROTFLAMO!!!!!!!!!!! Renounce sex!?!?! WTF! Is this guy on Crack?!? ) and relationships altogether and devote your life to a religious or spiritual practice. ( I don’t care how many times you tell me … I’m NOT going to become a NUN! Even if the color suits me!!!)
I hope you are enjoying this brief glimpse into the world of numerology — the science of numbers, which governs much - if not most - of what happens in your life, your relationships, your health, and your economic future.
Thanks for joining me; I hope you enjoy this fascinating journey of discovery …
(very interesting and amusing… spank you!)
Peace and light ,
Blair Gorman
Master Numerologist
www.Numerologist.com
So there it is… I did one for Ryan too and sent him his. He said it was true. Who knew? Try it out. See if it works or not.