The 3 C’s
1. COWS
2. THE CONSTITUTION
3. THE TEN COMMANDMENTS
COWS: Does anyone else find it amazing that our government can track a cow
born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps
in the state of Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls.
But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around
our country. Maybe we should give them all a cow.
THE CONSTITUTION: They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq.
Why don’t we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart
guys, it’s worked for over 200 years and we’re not using it anymore.
THE TEN COMMANDMENTS: The real reason that we can’t have the Ten
Commandments in a courthouse…….. You cannot post “Thou Shall Not
Steal,” “Thou Shall Not Commit Adultery” and “Thou Shall Not Lie” in a
building full of judges, lawyers and politicians — it creates a hostile
work environment.
LOL!!!! Now that’s funny!