Prison Break WTF!!!
Ok… I was very excited about the Bang and Burn episode because Wentworth Miller’s shirt would be coming off and it looked like finally he would be getting out… It’s been a long time since we’ve seen him shirtless and the story line is getting boring to me. So yippee, it’s going to be an excellent day right? WRONG!!!
All I see is this:
Courtesy of The First Church of Wentworth Miller
THAT is NOT enough!!! I don’t care about his back! I was really upset over this whole escape plot bit. It was just retarded. Michael runs back into the prison takes off his horribly disgusting GREY long sleeve shirt … he’s shirtless.. yummy… it’s the back…ok, I’m loving the back. Love how the muscles ripple… ok… I’m still waiting for him to turn around. He rummages through clothes…. waiting for the turn…waiting…waiting…. Out of all the clothes on the bed he grabs… ANOTHER GREY LONG SLEVE SHIRT!!!! HOLY SUGAR HONEY ICE TEA!! I screamed at the TV… “NNOOOOOO!” WTF!!!!We can’t work another color? No sexy black? No red? No blue? GREY!?! WHY GREY? WHY out of all the color schemes and colors of the rainbow GREY …. AGAIN!!!… and DON’T try to tell me it’s now got 2 red stripes to make it look all original… Oooohhhh… way to mix it up wardrobe department!
I’m PISSED!!!! He should have just gone shirtless like Whistler did. Whistler does have a nice bod. I would have LOVED to see the tat again after such a long time. Just to have him with just the tat, hands behind his head kneeling… Holy smoker pants Batman! That would have been so sexy… Women everywhere would have just screamed and fainted right then and there. AND when he got dragged out, maybe we have the shirt off for a couple more episodes until he gets tossed back into the clink again then he can rummage through and find himself another damn shirt… COME ON WRITERS!!! Throw the women a bone here…
I want to see a little of this:
I’m not asking for much here…
I HATE that stupid grey long sleeve shirt. I understand why they do it because they don’t want to show the tats and blah, blah, blah. I don’t care about the reasons, it’s just ridiculous and EVERYONE else at Sona is wearing t-shirts or they are topless. Maybe I need to get a petition going to have Went topless for a couple of episodes. This story line just seems to drag and drag. It’s like the story is just spinning it’s wheels and is going nowhere. To top it off, I find out that THIS GUY is NOT WENTWORTH MILLER, but just some body double. Went was shooting some other scenes. *AAAHHHHH!!!* That makes me even crankier. BOOOOOOO, BOOOO, BOOOO! I want Went! Not some DOUBLE! I want the real thing! CHEATERS! CHEATERS! CHEATERS! YOU SUCK! The doubles head and neck is a little bigger than Went’s anyway. His shoulders seem a little more broader than Went’s as well. I noticed. I’m very observant people. Very. That and I also noticed once pics were posted of it frame by frame that the fingers were not the same. Went’s are like super long. I’ve never seen fingers that long in my life. They are very distinct. The other girls over at the church noticed it too. We noticed oh powers that be. Use the real MAN. Imitation sucks monkey butts!
*ugh* I need to go shoot a monkey now.
But first I’m going to make myself feel better by looking at some pics of the REAL Went.
Le sigh… I love the smile and the blue steel.
This pic makes me want to climb up, straddle him, and start a trail of kisses on his neck downward. Gah! This such a ‘hop on’ pic. Love it!
Baby it’s cold outside. Come on over, I’ll warm you up and make you sweat!