In case this is too small to read it says:
Hi Steven,
Do I have your attention now?
I know all about her, you dirty, sneaky, immoral, unfaithful,
poorly-endowed slimeball. Everything’s caught on tape.
Your (soon-to-be-ex) Wife,
Emily
p.s. I paid for this billboard from OUR joint bank account.
LOL!!!! Way to go Emily. I can only imagine his face when he saw this… How perfect!
This man has not aged in 10 years. His skin is flawless… he’s amazing. I never did watch Buffy cuz I thought the acting was terrible. Went wasn’t too bad since it was his first job n’ all. He is still very sexy. I’m glad I finally found the episode.
Buffy Season 2 Episode: Go Fish
This is the first year that I liked Christmas. It was so relaxing and fun. It wasn’t stressful. The best part is that I got to bed at 1am and wasn’t up for 24 hours like I usually am.
Brandon woke up first at 9am and ran downstairs. Then he quickly ran to wake Joshua up. They dashed downstairs very excited by all the presents. “WOW! Look at all the presents! It fills up the entire living room all the way up to the couch!”
Josh then runs up to our room.
“Mom, Dad! We have so many presents! Santa left us too many gifts!”
LOL… I told the kids that they had to choose 1 thing for Christmas and they would only get one gift. So to say Josh was shocked is an understatement. He was flabbergasted. It was so cute.
We had breakfast first and then proceeded to open gifts. Everyone was very pleased with what they got and was quite excited. It was so fun to watch all 5 kids open their gifts. Ryan got me a black razor cell phone, money to go boxing day shopping and tickets to go see Boys to Men on Friday… LOL!!!!!! Good grief, how funny and awesome is that?!?
Laura got her laptop and the iradio she wanted along with a whole bunch of other stuff. Josh got his science experiment set, Brandon got his hot wheels cars and a tonka driving truck, Mya got her baby and stroller and Luke got a couple of chunky cars. They got tonnes more stuff but those were the highlights. Ryan loved his blue tooth Jawbone and I loved my black razor cell phone. It was quite the haul. We spent the rest of the day playing with toys and relaxing. I actually enjoyed Christmas Day this year. No stress or headache. I love having Christmas with just Ryan and the kids. So fun. I love my little family. They are a blast. I don’t want them to grow up.
Tinkerbell: You know that place between sleep and awake, the place where you can still remember dreaming? That’s where I’ll always love you, Peter Pan. That’s where I’ll be waiting.
Peter Pan
So come with me, where dreams are born, and time is never planned. Just think of happy things, and your heart will fly on wings, forever, in Never Never Land!’
Peter Pan
Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don’t matter and those who matter don’t mind.’
Dr Seuss
‘Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering.’
Yoda
Sexiest Deep Thinker
People: What would you title the movie of your life?
Went: Increments. It’s what my father said to me every morning before I left for school. He meant every test, every quiz, every paper adds up to the final grade. In life, everything counts.
People: What would you do if you weren’t an actor?
Went: There is no Plan B. Never has been.
People: Worst habit?
Went: Starbucks Frappuccinos. It’s an excuse to have dessert for breakfast.
People: Favorite time of day?
Went: The moment my head hits the pillow. That’s when I close my eyes and decide if I’m the person I meant to be when I got up.
He is so absolutely incredible! I just adore this guy! The guy is so intelligent. Any time he speaks I just always perk up and listen because he is always very thoughtful and insightful. Very self reflecting. I like that.
In the spirit of Christmas I thought I’d share my favorite Christmas song that I sing. I love this song.
*ahem*
To the Tune of Jingle Bells….
*aheeeeemmmm*
*****
Dashing through the snow
On a pair of rusty skis
Over the hills we go
Bashing into trees
The snow is turning red
And I am almost dead
I’m sittin’ in the hospital
With stitches in my head
OOOOHHHHHHHHH
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells
Batman smells
Robin laid an egg
Batmobile lost his wheel
And the Joker got away
HEY!
Robin’s in the kitchen,
Batman’s in the hall
Joker’s in the bathroom
Peeing on the wall
OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH
Jingle bells, jingle bells
Santa Claus is dead
GI Joe the mighty O
Shot him in the head
But Barbie doll, Barbie doll tried to save his life
But GI Joe the Mighty O, stabbed her with a knife
HEY!
*****
Always a lovely tune that I enjoy caroling to.
Hands down Jon is the ultimate performer. He engaged the crowd, flirted with them, teased them and was so charming. He’s so unbelievably personable. This is why after 20 years he is able to draw the crowds to his concerts. The music was amazing and it was so much fun! I LOVED it! Best concert EVER! I’ve seen big names perform and by far Bon Jovi has blown all of them out of the water. He’s amazing! We were beside the stage in the second balcony! Awesome seats! We were able to see so much! I took pics but they of course didn’t turn out but I did do video so I’ll try to upload them to youtube then post it here… I did a few, but was too busy dancing and singing to all the other songs. He had the audience sing “Living on a Prayer” and join him in singing his songs. It was just so much fun! People were up on their feet dancing, singing, screaming and enjoying the music. Excellent night! He is so interactive with the crowd. He had a stage set up by the penalty boxes over to the side of the arena and he played 5 songs there. He ended off the night by running into the crowd and giving everyone high 5’s or touching them as he went by. He sang his way out of the arena. How amazing! He wasn’t afraid to get down to the audience level and be with them. He even made the comment, “I just want to stay here amongst the fans.” His stage was small so it allowed for more people to fit in the arena. When a fan threw up a concert t-shirt, he wiped his face in the t-shirt and threw it back. Then she threw it up a scarf and he says, “You keep throwing stuff up at me… this doesn’t suit me, it’s pink!” But he wore it around his neck then threw it back at her. He was so sweet and so nice to his fans. I’ve heard that at some concerts fans get kicked out for doing that kind of thing. It was nice to see that he realizes the fans need for interaction and he loves his fans and loves to interact back. He’s an amazing performer.
After the concert was over I got Ryan to put me on his shoulders and give me a ride back to the car because I could barely walk. I got these boots with a crazy high heel and was up dancing all night long. It was so funny. He kept galloping like a horse or running into trees. We were just being so goofy. It was fun. It was such a wonderful night. Before the concert, we went out to Montana’s for supper and played x&o’s on the table while we waited for dinner. He kicked my butt. We were laughing and teasing each other all night long. By the time we got to the concert Hedley was already playing. We got to watch them do only one song before they were done. I’m bummed cuz I love Hedley. I got Shauna a Lost Highway Concert t-shirt cuz she gave up her ticket so Ryan could go and cuz she was sick. She missed such a good time! I got a sexy black Bon Jovi thong… lol… so cute.
We just had a wonderful evening and it really rekindled our relationship. We haven’t been going out as much this year on our weekly dates and we are lucky if we even get out once a month. I’m high maintenance. I like to go out lots. I need to spend time with Ryan apart from the kids to help me remember why I fell in love with him and why we are a good match together. It’s so easy to get caught up in daily life and to forget to bring the spark and romance back into the relationship. I loved going out with him to this concert. We really needed this. So thank you so much to my friend Shauna for getting sick, giving up her ticket to Ryan and for Bon Jovi for putting on an excellent show. It was seriously the best concert ever! Next time he comes to Calgary, I’m going to get tickets!
The only things in life you regret,
Are the risks that you didn’t take
~ by Anonymous ~
I’m looking for a job… passively and I’m evalutating life and what I want right now. I feel like I’m falling and I want to land with 2 feet on the ground. I’m checking into schools, I’d love to take marketing or advertising. I think those would be interesting. I want to start taking my piano lessons again and get some abs.
“I want to play on the computer!” wails Brandon from downstairs.
“No! It’s my turn! You have to wait.” insists Josh
I don’t go downstairs because I hope they will solve their differences and work it out.
After 30 minutes of arguing Brandon finally loses it. He grabs the keyboard, throws it on the ground and begins to jump on the keyboard.
“MOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!!!” screams Josh.
*sigh* Never a dull moment. I grounded Brandon for a week from the computer. He’s going through serious withdrawal. Everyday he asks if he can play yet. After every chore he does, he asks if he can play on the computer. A week is dragging for him.
*****
Brandon woke up in the morning and decided to put Jet Dry in the dishwasher.
“What are you doing?!?” I ask.
“The dishwasher needs it.” he replies calmly trying to open the little door.
Why would he think that?!? I asked him, but he just shrugged.
*sigh* I’ll never understand this boy.
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Brandon: You know my school mom, Pigglys Pegsler?
LOL… so cute… his school is actually called, “Percy Peglar”
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Brandon is climbing up on top of our headboard and Ryan is lying on the bed.
Ryan: Brandon, are you going to be in trouble soon?
Brandon giggling, “No, not trouble for me… but trouble for you!” he exclaims as he flies off the headboard and lands on Ryan’s stomach
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Josh is playing at the computer and Brandon is bugging him.
Josh: Brandon, You’re cruisin’ for a bruisin
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Luke pulled a can of mandarin oranges out of the garbage can and shoved his finger inside then pulled it out. He cut his finger so deeply and needed 4 stitches.
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Mya: Is Santa making toys for me!
Me: Yes
Mya: REALLY! For me and Joshy, and Brandon and Lukey!
Me: yes
Mya: YEAH! Oh I like Santa!
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I get to go to their concert in Calgary on this Thursday! ACK!!! I’m so pumped out of my mind!!! My friend Shauna got tickets and she is hilarious! I’m so excited to go. It will be so much fun!
I have been such a good girl this year. I’m not asking for much… Just a hot, sexy man about 6′3ish, raven haired bomb shell that goes by the name of Tom Welling.
That’s right Santa, All I want for Christmas is Tom Welling.
Please and Thank you…
Sincerely,
Joanne
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