Christmas Answering Machine message
Thank you for calling Santa’s workshop. Unfortunately Santa can’t come to the phone right now, he’s in the den throwing back the eggnog. The elves are out BBQ’ing Blitzen and the rest of the reindeer are in the flight simulator. Mrs. Claus is getting her freak on with Bernard the top elf and the elf’s penguins are raiding the pantry. Please leave your name and Christmas list after the beep. We know if you’re naughty or nice…. and if you’re naughty, please leave the details!
This was my answering machine message for the Xmas season.