My mother’s message:
"Are you there? Pick up the phone if you’re there…. Hello? Joanne…. JOANNE…. JOOOAAANNNNNAAAAA…. Pick up the phone! Where are you? I want to talk to you! Your aunty is on the phone… Joanne… JOANNE….. JOOOAAANNNNNAAAAA…. Are you there? Hello?…. Hello?…"
Now the crazy thing is my answering machine doesn’t play the messages out loud as people are recording them so really she’s just screaming at the machine the entire time.