Oh the things you say….
Me: Mya, you’re driving me crazy! Stop it!
Mya: No, I’m not! You’re not driving anymore, you’re just standing there.
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I was pulling muffins out of the oven and Mya was watching intently.
“I know why you have to wear oven mitts when you take stuff out of the oven.” She says seriously.
“Why?”
“Cuz if you didn’t you’d be saying, “OWWA WEE WAA!” She responds seriously.
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The difference between boys and girl.
“How was school today Mya?” I asked.
“Not good.” She says hanging her head down dejectedly
“How come?”
“I didn’t learn anything today.” She sighs.
“How was school today Brandon?” I asked.
“Not good.” He says.
“Why? What happened?”
“I did too much work at school today.” He grumbled.
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I don’t remember if I posted this or not, but my sister-in-law reminded me of this the other day.
So my sister-in-law’s husband, Tyler, is very, very scared of spiders. Mya learned of this and was coaching him on how to over come his fear and deal with the spiders in their house.
“All you do is you catch them by their legs. You put them in a clean jar, then make sure you put on the lid tightly.” Mya says seriously.
“That’s what I should do?” Tyler asks.
“Yes,” she looks around then whispers in his ear, “AND THEN you take the jar and hide it under your bed so your mom and dad don’t see it!” She whispers seriously.