Valentine Answering machine message
Since I have two answering machines I’ll put one on each machine.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet, and so are you
The roses have wilted, the violets are dead,
The sugar bowl’s empty, and so is your head
The roses stink, sorta like sheep
But leave your name, number, and message after the beep
The roses are molding, the violets are rotten
And I might call you back, if I haven’t forgotten
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Roses are red booger’s are green please leave your message on this stupid machine.
I think they are very appropriate for this horrendous holiday of Valentines. I don’t like Valentines day either. Bleh.
The order I hate the holidays:
Christmas is the worst ever. I get physically ill in December because I hate it so much.
My birthday. I hate my birthday. Hate it to the core. Why? Cuz I never get to do what I want to do. It’s ridiculous to celebrate this.
Valentines Day - the ball and chain always fails miserably at this and I’m always the one that has to plan this day out. I’m sick of it. I hate flowers that die within a week. I always ask for a little rose bush plant so I can plant it in my garden in spring, but the request falls upon deaf ears as always.
Halloween is stressful cuz Ryan is never around so it’s up to me to get 5 kids ready to go out trick or treating. Since I’m usually disorganized when it comes to the kids it stresses me out and causes me a lot of grief and emotional turmoil.
I like Easter. I love Canada Day just cuz we always go to a parade out in Drumheller and just hang out at the splash park all day. Next are all the long weekends, cuz it means just relaxing and hanging out.
