I found this site called Jack Bauer for President 2008.
I think it would be hilarious, if America… or a good portion of them voted for Jack Bauer as President… Can you imagine! HA… making a farce out of their voting system. I hope a few thousand people do this. It would be a riot! Supposidly it can be done!

The favorite part of my site is the Jack Bauer Jokes.
These are my fav:
Jack doesn’t believe in Murphy’s Law, only Bauer’s Law: Whatever CAN go wrong, WILL be resolved in a period of 24 hours.
The city of Los Angeles once named a street after Jack Bauer in gratitude for his saving the city several times. They had to rename it after people kept dying when they tried to cross the street. No one crosses Jack Bauer and lives.
Jack Bauer arm wrestled Superman. The loser had to wear his underwear on the outside of his pants.
Superman’s only weakness is Kryptonite. Jack Bauer laughs at Superman for having a weakness.
Tony was once shot in the neck, rushed to the hospital, underwent emergency surgery and was back on the job in just a few hours. Jack Bauer still can’t believe that wuss went to the hospital first.
Once, someone tried to tell Jack Bauer a “knock knock” joke. Jack Bauer found out who was there, who they worked for, and where the damned bomb was.
Jack wasn’t addicted to heroin, heroin was addicted to Jack.
Jack Bauer has been to Mars; That is why there is no life on Mars.
On Jack Bauer’s Tax Returns, he has to claim the entire world as his dependents.
Jack Bauer isn’t afraid of the dark, the dark is afraid of Jack Bauer
When Jack Bauer uses “Herbal Essences” the shampoo has an orgasm
On the 7th day, God rested. Then Jack Bauer took over.
Withholding information from Jack Bauer is now classified as a suicide attempt.
If everyone listened to Jack Bauer, the show would be called 12.
Jack Bauer doesn’t need to eat, sleep, or use the bathroom because his organs are afraid of making him angry.
There is the right way, the wrong way, and the Jack Bauer way. It’s basically the right way but faster and more deaths.
From now on the phrase, “Bond ….James Bond” has to be replaced with “Bauer …Jack Bauer”
Jack Bauer doesn’t sleep, he waits.
I love 24. Those just made me giggle. There’s lots more on the site too.